The author of Bad Gas is now dead. His nearest living descendant can be found at Modus Eundi.

By all means stay and amble thoughtfully around the memorial garden. You can:

• learn how to "do a Lynndie"
• discover how to set up your own Fried Chicken Restaurant, Money Church, Nailure Failure or Pound Shop
• take a guided tour of the fashionable and beautiful East End of London
• indulge in some linguistic pedantry
• offend people in chatrooms with demoticons

• spit your tea all over your keyboard while you contemplate some preposterous lookalikes
• get some image-searching advice from The Google Non-whack
• take a guided tour around the The Shite Gallery
• listen to farts that don't sound like farts